{"slip": { "id": 107, "advice": "If you don't ask, you don't get."}}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"slip": { "id": 37, "advice": "There is no reason at all to believe that White Wine is any different to water when it comes to removing Red Wine stains."}}
{"fact":"Isaac Newton invented the cat flap. Newton was experimenting in a pitch-black room. Spithead, one of his cats, kept opening the door and wrecking his experiment. The cat flap kept both Newton and Spithead happy.","length":211}
{"fact":"The earliest ancestor of the modern cat lived about 30 million years ago. Scientists called it the\u00a0Proailurus, which means \u201cfirst cat\u201d in Greek. The group of animals that pet cats belong to emerged around 12 million years ago.","length":226}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
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The War Office has referred to several British government organisations throughout history, all relating to the army. It was a department of the British Government responsible for the administration of the British Army between 1857 and 1964, at which point its functions were transferred to the new Ministry of Defence (MoD). It was equivalent to the Admiralty at that time, which was responsible for the Royal Navy (RN), and the Air Ministry, which oversaw the Royal Air Force (RAF). The name 'Old War Office' is also given to the former home of the department, located at the junction of Horse Guards Avenue and Whitehall in central London. The landmark building was sold on 1 March 2016 by HM Government for more than £350 million, on a 250-year lease for conversion into a luxury hotel and residential apartments.
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{"slip": { "id": 113, "advice": "Lemon and salt works wonders on tarnished brass."}}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
{"fact":"When your cats rubs up against you, she is actually marking you as 'hers' with her scent. If your cat pushes his face against your head, it is a sign of acceptance and affection.","length":137}
{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}