{"fact":"Kittens remain with their mother till the age of 9 weeks.","length":57}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"fact":"Cats lap liquid from the underside of their tongue, not from the top.","length":69}
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{"fact":"If your cat snores, or rolls over on his back to expose his belly, it means he trusts you.","length":90}
{"fact":"Cats respond most readily to names that end in an \\ee\\\" sound.\"\"\"","length":65}
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{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
{"slip": { "id": 216, "advice": "Try making a list."}}
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