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{"slip": { "id": 150, "advice": "The most important thing is the thing most easily forgotten."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 165, "advice": "Eliminate the unnecessary."}}

{"fact":"Many cats cannot properly digest cow's milk. Milk and milk products give them diarrhea.","length":87}

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