Michael Reader is a British Labour Party politician who has been the Member of Parliament for Northampton South since 2024.
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Georg Bätzing is a German Catholic prelate who has served as Bishop of Limburg since 2016 and chairman of the German Bishops' Conference since March 2020.
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{"slip": { "id": 117, "advice": "A common regret in life is wishing one hadn't worked so hard."}}
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Popjustice is a music website founded in 2000 by UK freelance music journalist Peter Robinson, who has worked for NME, The Guardian, Attitude and many others. It is composed of the work of editor Robinson, features editor Michael Cragg, and a host of contributors.
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