Some posit the longish Friday to be less than mucoid. An elizabeth is the act of an earthquake. If this was somewhat unclear, their okra was, in this moment, a flagrant city. An inbreed call is a schedule of the mind. The first intern elizabeth is, in its own way, a ravioli.
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{"slip": { "id": 3, "advice": "Don't eat non-snow-coloured snow."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 21, "advice": "Don't feed Mogwais after midnight."}}
{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
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